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    #11
    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Have a banana

    ( The Secretary of State for Work and Pensions thanks you in advance )
    You think he is declaring it?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      You think he is declaring it?
      He's a desktop support monkey. If you asked him his favourite acronym, you'd need to explain an acronym with an analogy, and then you'd need to explain an analogy, and eventually you'd get to PIP. He likes to screw over the taxpayer in simple ways, not by putting a false moustache on an offshore loan and calling it a salary.

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        #13
        Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
        He's a desktop support monkey. If you asked him his favourite acronym, you'd need to explain an acronym with an analogy, and then you'd need to explain an analogy, and eventually you'd get to PIP. He likes to screw over the taxpayer in simple ways, not by putting a false moustache on an offshore loan and calling it a salary.
        Nope. Wrong. Unix is my game..... (these days at least)

        All Inside IR35 these days too....
        Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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          #14
          Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
          Nope. Wrong. Keyboard sanitising is my game..... (these days at least)

          All cash in hand these days too....
          No surprises there.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            No surprises there.
            Unlike a lot of you my ego is not so fragile I have to run others down and convince myself that I'm really really important....

            But who am I to spoil your fun
            Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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              #16
              Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
              Unlike a lot of you my ego is not so fragile I have to run others down and convince myself that I'm really really important....

              But who am I to spoil your fun
              That would take a lot of convincing.

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                #17
                Even though I will never understand why people work *Inside* IR35, six months is good work. Have a plantain.



                qh
                He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                  Even though I will never understand why people work *Inside* IR35, six months is good work. Have a plantain.



                  qh
                  You are right. We need an appropriate congratulation for inside IR35.

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                    #19
                    Shouldn't this thread be inside the sub forum?

                    Ooops sorry my mistake I thought this thread had been started by T. May

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
                      Even though I will never understand why people work *Inside* IR35, six months is good work. Have a plantain.



                      qh
                      Makes no odds as long as the bottom line is the same for me. Example below:-

                      1. Previous Gig - £X a day.
                      Outside IR35, ltd company, 120 miles roundtrip, expenses, low salary, dividends etc.
                      Take home minus travel costs = X

                      2. Current gig - £X + 35% (client hiked it in April 2017 because contractors left and they had no choice).
                      Inside IR35, umbrella, 30 miles roundtrip, no expenses, all income goes through as PAYE.
                      Take home minus travel costs = X (PRETTY MUCH THE SAME)

                      Could be argued that current position is better. I'm not going to get investigated for IR35 am I?
                      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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