Are you going to let us make investments into these yew trees, as they will surely grow in value? You could set up a hedge fund.
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Yew tree handling.
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Originally posted by BR14 View Postagreed, from the top of a nearby hill in the Jura, preferably
followed by 'rule brittania' and 'jerusalem'
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And on a Sunday morningDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYew trying to get me into trouble?Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've just received delivery of 50 1.2-1.4m yew trees, in order to create a classic British yew hedge, here in the heart of Europe, to show these Johnny Foreigners what a real hedge looks like.
My work crew arrive tomorrow to plant the hedges. Any tips in the meantime for keeping the trees a healthy as possible?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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All planted. Now working our way through a crate of beer.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Just be careful with pets around them, and wash you hands after handling them.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostJust be careful with pets around them, and wash you hands after handling them.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostJust be careful with pets around them, and wash you hands after handling them.
so like a night with NLyUK!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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