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Dividend Day on April 8th!

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    Dividend Day on April 8th!

    Anyone going to pay themselves a whacking great dividend on Monday?

    Can't wait to get my bank balance back in hearty health, I've been running on fumes the last week

    #2
    A proper contractor would do it at midnight from the strip club.

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      #3
      Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
      A proper contractor would do it at midnight from the strip club.
      Most female contractors don't tend to frequent such establishments.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        Most female contractors don't tend to frequent such establishments.
        nlady isn't your average stripper.

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          #5
          Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow...
          I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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            #6
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            Most female contractors don't tend to frequent such establishments.
            Really? You know this for a fact?

            Maybe for shrivelled up old spinsters like yourself but I feel it's about time we brought some diversity to the fairer sex. No longer should they be shackled to the sinks barefoot and pregnant, not when there's a pole out there for them to dance around!
            Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Scruff View Post
              Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow...
              Don't know why I nearly threw up in my mouth...
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Most female contractors don't tend to frequent such establishments.
                What about “performers”...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                  Really? You know this for a fact?

                  Maybe for shrivelled up old spinsters like yourself but I feel it's about time we brought some diversity to the fairer sex. No longer should they be shackled to the sinks barefoot and pregnant, not when there's a pole out there for them to dance around!
                  Miserable bastard aren't you? What a sad shower of tulip you are.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                    Anyone going to pay themselves a whacking great dividend on Monday?

                    Can't wait to get my bank balance back in hearty health, I've been running on fumes the last week
                    You did better than me. I've been scrimping on everything for nearly a month. But hell yeah, roll on Monday!
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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