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Originally posted by TwoWolves View Post@darmstadt
Please just go away you disgusting individual, you are simply the mirror image of the very people you so complain about. Go and sit somewhere in a dark room and contemplate on why you so very much need a something wholesome to fill that void within your empty soul.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostSurely the (Catholic?) Church had it insured?
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Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostNot covered for acts of god
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostTrump suggests water bombing..."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View Post
Hope he's ok...Comment
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Apparently the stained glass was one of the first to go. If they were doing the resto correctly they wouldn't be using modern materials/tools?Comment
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Originally posted by GJABS View Post"The Bells", on this occasion, being the sound of the fire alarm..
You know when you see something on telly that makes you crave a particular food?.
Cathedral city on toast. Mmm.
Attempts to save Notre Dame look bleak, as the fire fighters have surrendered
Here's the church here's the stee- oh
A massive blaze erupted at the historic Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris today, sending the monument’s spire toppling to the ground.
The cause of the fire was not clear but officials say it could be related to a €7m renovation project that was underway.
Nobody's sure how insurance companies will resolve any financial claims, as all contracts appear to be Quasi legal.
Quasi , when you said you were getting together with an old flame, thought you meant Esmeralda ...
Dear American Newsreaders, Before you start, it's pronounced "not-tra-dam" Cathedral. Ok?
Who let Fred Dibnah into Paris?
Me mates just said " I bet Quasimoda has got the hump over the Notre-Dame cathedral fire". I said "you can't say that, it's not PC. You should have said "it's got his back up"
Ethmerelda, Can you thmell smoke?
I see Notre Dame is on fire.
I have a hunch I know who did it.
Those French fire engines are amazing. They have got 8 gears. 1 forward and 7 reverse.Comment
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostA few other crap jokes from my favourite jokes website on the subject:His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostShould probably be in 'Twat of the year' thread:"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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