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What are you doing to save the Planet?

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    #51
    I have no children.

    My sister's two children look very unlikely to have children.

    And that will be the end of that*.

    Should make the gene pool that much shallower.

    Long live the Idiocracy.

    *Though I note that there are A Lot of cousins variously in Australia, South Africa, Spain, France, Skewen, Bristol, and Libya.
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 17 April 2019, 08:11.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      #52
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      You go round shooting cyclists though. Why not shoot motorists instead?
      Because cyclists are easier to hit, as they can't get away so quickly?
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #53
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        So, about “your” intelligent, successful 18 year old son. Does he still look like me?
        All my acknowledged kids are over 21. How dare you impugn my mistress like that?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #54
          Originally posted by mookiemoo View Post
          Absolutely nothing.

          We have LED lights but only because I've smart homed the lights.

          We drive two diesel cars and as nice cars are our weakness we change them when we feel like. Currently on an S350 and an E350 cab.
          Just no - diesel cabriolets are just a no.

          Let you off this once but do not do it again.

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            #55
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            Just no - diesel cabriolets are just a no.

            Let you off this once but do not do it again.
            Unless it's a tractor.
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #56
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              For those who have met me, who wants to correct NAT

              Hey I'm willing to correct NAT anyway!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #57
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                I had the snip twenty years ago.

                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #58
                  Bought 5.5L petrol car

                  HTH

                  P.S. Driving it a lot less than UK average thereby saving Mother Earth...

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Bought 5.5L petrol car

                    HTH

                    P.S. Driving it a lot less than UK average thereby saving Mother Earth...
                    I thought you only drove to see your girlfriend. That must be lots of miles.....

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I thought you only drove to see your girlfriend. That must be lots of miles.....

                      He only drives to the garage when she needs re-inflating.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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