What is the planet doing to save me?
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What are you doing to save the Planet?
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Originally posted by vetran View Postthank f for that can we have NAt & warthog done as well?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostBecause cyclists are easier to hit, as they can't get away so quickly?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat is the planet doing to save me?
Just saying, like...Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Another bit of planet saving - I reduced the planet's population yesterday by one filthy vermin that invades the countryside. (and for once I'm not referring to a mamil)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAnother bit of planet saving - I reduced the planet's population yesterday by one filthy vermin that invades the countryside. (and for once I'm not referring to a mamil)
(Well done, though...)His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostDon't tell me you shot a rambler?
(Well done, though...)
No, a US immigrant.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAnother bit of planet saving - I reduced the planet's population yesterday by one filthy vermin that invades the countryside. (and for once I'm not referring to a mamil)Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostAnother bit of planet saving - I reduced the planet's population yesterday by one filthy vermin that invades the countryside. (and for once I'm not referring to a mamil)
Where we lived a few years ago, there were loads of them. I kept nuts for the bird feeder in a plastic dustbin in the shed. One gnawed a hole in the shed, and then gnawed through the bin lid.
They kept stealing the nuts from the bird feeder. I tried hanging it from a tall tree on a very long thin wire but they just shimmied down it. Ended up rigging it up to a cattle electric fence unit. That sorted the bastards.
They got their own back though. While we were away on holiday, one got in through the cat flap and then proceeded to gnaw all the window frames trying to get back out. Cost a fortune repairing the windows.Comment
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Originally posted by stonehenge View PostThey got their own back though. While we were away on holiday, one got in through the cat flap and then proceeded to gnaw all the window frames trying to get back out. Cost a fortune repairing the windows.
Did it also drive your car into a wall?Comment
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