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    #21
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    We will get you for much longer. If you had a snip 20 years ago, your children are grown up(assuming you have children).

    Children are some of the most stressful things out there. Well at least mine are.

    Stress is inherited. You get it from your children...
    Got 3 kids and a grandson. The stress and worry never goes away.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #22
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      The Bible says "Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die".
      When the Battle of Armageddon begins, I'll be ready....

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        #23
        Pig brains partially revived four hours after death - BBC News

        Bit of a bugger when their bodies are already in a bacon sandwich.

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          #24
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Everything causes cancer.

          The secret us everything in moderation.
          Life causes cancer.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #25
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            All processed meats cause cancer.

            So does smoking, UV radiation (sunlight), alcohol consumption and being overweight.

            ohh crud..

            add sex to that and I might as well become a monk.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #26
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              ohh crud..

              add sex to that and I might as well become a monk.
              You won't make a very good example though...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #27
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                You won't make a very good example though...
                Example of what?
                Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  ohh crud..

                  add sex to that and I might as well become a monk.
                  Muff diving certainly does.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Not true.

                    Oral, cervical and anal cancers can be caused by sex.
                    David Cameron has penile cancer. But that may be bacon related.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      So MF should have died from cancer 5 years ago?
                      Well, he has been lucky with his health so far. He shouldn't get too complacent.

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