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    Quote Originally Posted by pjt View Post
    In 11 years of contracting I've never had a day off. Its weird I used to get sick all the time when I was a permie but since it now costs to be off my body seems to fight off pretty much everything fairly quickly. Hope I've not cursed it now
    My body doesn't fight anything off any quicker. It's just losing the money hurts more than whatever is ailing me so in I go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    My body doesn't fight anything off any quicker. It's just losing the money hurts more than whatever is ailing me so in I go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pjt View Post
    In 11 years of contracting I've never had a day off. Its weird I used to get sick all the time when I was a permie but since it now costs to be off my body seems to fight off pretty much everything fairly quickly. Hope I've not cursed it now
    I think I've had one day off ever. I was in hospital for the day. Still pissed off about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Just gone permie. I intend to use up all 10 sick days this year. Inviting PC round to dinner should cause a few.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    I think I've had one day off ever. I was in hospital for the day. Still pissed off about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    ClientCo still celebrates the anniversary as Productivity Day.

    aren't you confusing that with the day they fired you?
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    The funniest sickie I saw was when a permie pulled a sickie for a few days after one weekend but he had written his flight details on a Post-it note and he left it on his desk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Anyway, an occasional cold is good for the immune system.
    Only if you have one :P

    Oddly thou my immune system is completely borked by the chemo I have had not had a sick day in some years (mainly because if some one is sneezing etc. I ban them from my office!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halo Jones View Post
    ... I ban them from my office!)
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