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    #31
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I'd imagined you'd have one of those auto-firing guns from Aliens.
    Apparently that’s against the rules, I have to settle for a pair of nerf guns!
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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      #32
      Im a hero! Ill all weekend but I'm here today.

      Not all day I dont think so though!
      Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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        #33
        Remember one permie I worked with was off for months with a bad back - 6 months or something. He had a visit arranged with HR to his home and he'd forgotten.

        So, of course, HR manager turned up outside and watched him landscaping his garden, digging, lugging stuff around all sorts. I remember he kept the 6 months pay but got asked to resign which I though he got off likely.
        Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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          #34
          Not having a sickie is proving a bad idea. Making me worse if anything. Hey yo off lunchtime to take a daty or two off.
          Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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            #35
            Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
            Not having a sickie is proving a bad idea. Making me worse if anything. Hey yo off lunchtime to take a daty or two off.
            If you're too sick for work, you're too sick to post on CUK.

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              #36
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Then the rest of the staff are safe. Unless he works with MP.
              Bugger off
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #37
                Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                Not having a sickie is proving a bad idea. Making me worse if anything. Hey yo off lunchtime to take a daty or two off.
                And in other news, the sun will rise tomorrow.
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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