Petty things that annoy you.....

[MarillionFan]

I've always assume Churchill has suffered short man syndrome, dunno why but just comes across as someone with a Napoleon complex

Seems, there is the opposite as well.

Theory: Reverse Napoleon Complex – VirtualWayfarer

Something about trying to pull short women and scared of tall ones I think. I just cant be arsed to read it.

[TwoWolves]

People that response to "Petty things" threads on CUK.

I think your stack just overflowed.

[northernladuk]

Toothpaste tubes squeezed in the middle
Not replacing a used toilet roll
Getting another glass/cup out of the cupboard when there's a clean one on the draining board (or just rinse out the last one used!)
Not putting things away once they're no longer needed/in use
Crumbs on work tops
Unpaired socks
Plastic hangers

Have you just copied and pasted those from the ' Basic attributes of the male of the species' book cause all those appear to describe nearly every bloke I know.

[northernladuk]

That one was on Radio 1 a while ago. They believe there should be a special place in hell for those people.

Next to the one for people that put the loose side against the wall when they do replace it?

[MarillionFan]

Have you just copied and pasted those from the ' Basic attributes of the male of the species' book cause all those appear to describe nearly every bloke I know.

Yeah, that's what i do. She left out wiping your dick on the curtains after sex though.

[northernladuk]

Yeah, that's what i do. She left out wiping your dick on the curtains after sex though.

I assumed she liked that hence it not being on the list

[Zigenare]

I've always assume Churchill has suffered short man syndrome, dunno why but just comes across as someone with a Napoleon complex

Your problem, not mine.

[greenlake]

Not being able to get onto the forecourt of the garage even though there are plenty of vacant pumps because the entrance is blocked by people queueing for pumps on a particular side

Hmmmm....inneresting....

Saturday. I go to the local Morrisons to get fuel and there's an almighty queue spilling out onto the main carriageway of the road.

Anyway, 10 minutes later I make it onto the forecourt of the service station to find myself in a queue for one particular side of a line of pumps - there was only one car at the other so I zipped straight in feeling somewhat perplexed by the apparent need of some folks to needlessly be in a queue - though I had my suspicions and these were confirmed by the girl at the till when I went in to pay.

Yes, they were all in that queue because they were all so freakin' USELESS that they couldn't cope with the situation in which the pump is on the opposite side to the filler cap and obviously didn't have the wherewithal to perform the very simple action of pulling the hose round to the other side of the car

[SimonMac]

Your problem, not mine.

It's my problem that I think you have a complex? Not really, I barely give this site (and thus it's posters) a second thought when the browser is closed!

[MarillionFan]

It's my problem that I think you have a complex? Not really, I barely give this site (and thus it's posters) a second thought when the browser is closed!

Bollocks! You spend most of your spare time fapping over the likes of AtW, Zig and Brillo, you slaaagggggggg!