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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I knew eventually that once I'd changed my number plate on the Corsa to that of Spods, put on some high heel platform shoes, a fat suit & bald cap, while flicking the bird at every bus lane camera in London he'd eventually get a summons.

    He'll never be able to prove it wasn't him
    You can fit into Corsa now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    You can fit into Corsa now?
    Of course he can.

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Of course he can.

    I think Alexei might have been responding to you.
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    Given that you refuse to work for Jews, because you believe that they are only out for themselves and that they see gentiles as just there to be used, WGAS what you think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I knew eventually that once I'd changed my number plate on the Corsa to that of Spods, put on some high heel platform shoes, a fat suit & bald cap, while flicking the bird at every bus lane camera in London he'd eventually get a summons.

    He'll never be able to prove it wasn't him
    Stick with your current plate. TWUNT1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    I'm laying bets that the culprit has a better tan than myself.
    You reckon the culprit is an Essex wide-boy with a spray on then?
    Hmm. I'm beginning to suspect that you need to find all the packing the computer came in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    You reckon the culprit is an Essex wide-boy with a spray on then?
    On the North Circular in Edmonton, nope.
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    Given that you refuse to work for Jews, because you believe that they are only out for themselves and that they see gentiles as just there to be used, WGAS what you think.
    You do me old chum, obviously

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    Churchy says that May Day is a Zionist Occupation Government conspiracy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg
    Only it is somewhat suspicious that this unsubstantiated claim has been made against the object of Alt-Right antisemitic conspiracy lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    I arrived home from work to a letter from the Metropolitan Police with a "NOTICE OF INTENDED PROSECUTION"

    Stating that "Under section 1 of the Road Traffic Offenders Act 1988, we intend to take proceedings against the driver of the following motor vehicle for the offence alleged below:

    Vehicle Make / Registration number: MERCEDES / MY VEHICLE REGISTRATION Number...

    blah blah blah at 18:52 hrs on 26/04/2019 at A406, Edmonton, N18."

    With a request for driver information and warning me that "This allegation can be supported by credible evidence in court."

    Given that the weekend in question, my car was parked outside my house, the registered keeper's address in Manchester, do I respond saying "see you in court", or do I suck Police Cock and tell them that obviously somone has cloned my plates?

    What would you do in a similar situation?

    Bearing in mind that it is my intention to enjoy my day in court.
    If I were in a similar situation to your cognitive impairment, I would write a manifesto in green ink denouncing the 'globalist ' Feminazi police and send it to Cressida Dick.

    If it were me, I would politely advise them of the facts of the case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    If I were in a similar situation to your cognitive impairment, I would write a manifesto in green ink denouncing the 'globalist ' Feminazi police and send it to Cressida Dick.

    If it were me, I would politely advise them of the facts of the case.
    You? Facts? I don't think you're qualified.
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg
    Given that you refuse to work for Jews, because you believe that they are only out for themselves and that they see gentiles as just there to be used, WGAS what you think.
    You do me old chum, obviously

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    Churchy says that May Day is a Zionist Occupation Government conspiracy.
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    Only it is somewhat suspicious that this unsubstantiated claim has been made against the object of Alt-Right antisemitic conspiracy lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    You? Facts? I don't think you're qualified.
    You don't think very much.
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