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Happy Star Wars Day Everyone
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It's also my Daddy's 70th birthday today.
I baked him two cakes, bought him a nice bottle of red wine and paid for him to have guitar lessons. He has three guitars, can't play anything!Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIt's also my Daddy's 70th birthday today.
I baked him two cakes
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIt's also my Daddy's 70th birthday today.
I baked him two cakes, bought him a nice bottle of red wine and paid for him to have guitar lessons. He has three guitars, can't play anything!His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostIf he can't play a note at 70, maybe you wasted those lessons. Although you probably didn't, because he'll never forget that day you gave him the chance to be Chuck Berry for a day. Hope your Dad had a great birthday, sound like he probably did.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostHe wants to learn to play a little bit, he knows he'll never be a Chuck Berry!
Note to snowflakes, the above is known as "Gallows Humour"!Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWho nicked Deathstar’s test network?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostI don'trememberrecall doing that. (Doesn't mean I didn't though).
Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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