• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

How to make Theresa May look competent...

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    How to make Theresa May look competent...

    Be Chris Grayling.

    How has he still going a job, apart from because he makes the PM look good?

    •Euro-tunnel lawsuit-£33m
    •Brexit ferries-£0.8m
    •Virgin trains bailout-£2bn
    •Gatwick drone scare-£60m
    •Train timetable -£38m
    •Compensation charges-£32m
    •Investment in failed GPS tech-£23m
    •Failed criminal tagging system-£60m

    Is he a sleeper working for Corbyn, trying to show that renationalising is the solution to the failed privatisation experiment?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

    #2
    So were you recruited to make cojak and NAT look good?

    Comment


      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      So were you recruited to make cojak and NAT look good?

      No, MF was brought on to do that. He did such a good job, we had to let him go.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        No, MF was brought on to do that. He did such a good job, we had to let him go.
        His job was to make ferret and Scotspine look good.

        Oh I miss RealityHack.....

        Comment


          #5
          Banning books in prison was a stroke of genius too.

          The ban on books for prisoners is over. But how did it happen in the first place? | Mark Haddon | Opinion | The Guardian
          When the fun stops, STOP.

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            No, MF was brought on to do that. He did such a good job, we had to let him go.
            MF was brought in to make Admin look thin.

            Comment


              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              No, MF was brought on to do that. He did such a good job, we had to let him go.

              beat me to it!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

              Comment


                #8
                PM Boris will save us. Soon enough we'll have a liar & adulterer both as PM & King.

                Putting the Great in great Britain.
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

                Comment


                  #9
                  scootie was brought in to make sas look numerate.

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Be Chris Grayling.
                    Why half-arse it when you have the full arse leading the opposition?

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X