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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    I watched countdown when mudskipper was on - but all I saw was a dark grainy figure of a fat bald naked guy with his dong in his hand

    Then I discovered my tv was switched off and that was my reflection


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    You obviously turn him on then MS. Just not his TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    You obviously turn him on then MS. Just not his TV.
    Aye, his TV has higher standards than him

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    Aye, his TV has higher standards than him

    Most things do! Welcome to CUK where you hit bottom and keep digging.
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    Watched countdown a couple of weeks ago with mudskipper on it.

    The questions were really difficult, and she's obviously one of those sickening people who can romp through a Times crossword, writing out the answers as fast as she can read the clues!
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    Years ago, I had a contract that was highly paid, but there wasn't much to do. The client was aware of this but didn't want to let us go for various reasons. To pass the time, a group of us started attempting the Times cryptic crossword. It only took a couple of months to get quite good at it and be able to finish it most times. I can't do it quite so quickly now as I'm out of practice, but at one time I was able to attempt the Listener Crossword. Those can be quite tough.
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    Oooo! Oooo! When are you on?

    I applied years ago, but never got on :-(
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oooo! Oooo! When are you on?

    I applied years ago, but never got on :-(
    There may be a couple of reasons for that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    There may be a couple of reasons for that...

    You're thick and about as photogenic as a baboon's arse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oooo! Oooo! When are you on?

    I applied years ago, but never got on :-(
    It's been and gone.

    You can catch up here from 19 April.

    dailymotion.com/playlist/x69f1r

    Brief reappearance end of June for finals, but unlikely to be hanging around long in such talented company!

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