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    #11
    Only wear shirts at funeral these days. What I really hate is jeans with buttons instead of zips, when yer need a pee it takes you ages to get yer thingy out.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #12
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      Close but the t shirt is more like this



      and i ain't fat, bald and old either.
      he is projecting as usual he still thinks you have erectile dysfunction and a nasty little rash!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        he is projecting as usual he still thinks you have erectile dysfunction and a nasty little rash!
        Never had a problem with either although for the second that is probably more luck than judgement.

        [emoji894][emoji895]

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          #14
          Two buttons are fine but after 50 there has to be a t-shirt underneath or it's a bit unsightly.

          Shorts are verboten. People can get queazy.

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            #15
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Only wear shirts at funeral these days.
            I'm a liberally minded person, but I'm shocked.

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              #16
              I wear shirts with poppers! that way when the women can't restrain themselves as usual I can do them up afterwards!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                I wear shirts soaked with poppers! that way I'm nice and loose down below when NLUK fists me!
                FTFY

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