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    #21
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Reminds me of that time when the Birmingham UFO Truth Group and the West Midlands Man-Squirrel Love Association double booked the same venue. It caused a right old stir when the first speaker stood up and announced that the greys were coming.


    How long have you been saving that one up for?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #22
      Originally posted by Mordac View Post

      How long have you been saving that one up for?
      Live footage of Old Greg making his way to that opportunity.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        What about the Islington council house?
        FTFY
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post

          How long have you been saving that one up for?
          It just came over me.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            It just came over me.
            Thats what I say about Mrs OG.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              What about the Islington townhouse?
              I wish
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #27
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                Nice to see nobody gives a toss about the ducks.

                I assume your neighbour has a good recipe?
                If not, the local Chinese takeaway will make it worth his while...
                I care for the ducks, which is why I went with him instead of a developer who was interested in the garden. The neighbour keeps ducks (most of his end up on our lake anyway) so both wild, and his, ducks are all safe
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                  I care for the ducks, which is why I went with him instead of a developer who was interested in the garden. The neighbour keeps ducks (most of his end up on our lake anyway) so both wild, and his, ducks are all safe
                  I would have gone for the one with the most money. Invested some of it in hoisin sauce.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I would have gone for the one with the most money. Invested some of it in hoisin sauce.
                    There wasn't that much difference when you considered the potential hit on the house price (with a development planned in the back garden) and the extra time it might take us to sell (time isn't on our side with my wife's ailing health). This way keeps all neighbours happy too, which again we're hoping is a positive when we come to sell the house.
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                      including a little lake for the ducks.
                      Very nice. Do the ducks have a duck house to live in?

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