11. Always subtly make sure another contractor is in immediate line of fire. They are your competitor.
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How do you define "contractor attitude"?
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Originally posted by Old Greg View Post11. Always subtly make sure another contractor is in immediate line of fire. They are your competitor.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostReminds me of my first contract. A fellow contractor (who I guess was on 500 quid a day) stayed 4 nights a week in the Slough Travelodge and dined alone in his room each night on end of day reduced Tesco sandwiches.See You Next TuesdayComment
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Originally posted by Lance View PostBecause he was classy or was it before Gregg's?Comment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostAlways right about everything all the time. Anyone that disagrees is a fookin moron.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by original PM View PostWhen management say the 'right attitude' what they mean is never say no, always work extra hours and never demand anything in return.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostIndeed - the first rule of Contractor Attitude Club is that we don't talk about contractor attitude club.
But fortunately I'm not a member of them - I'm in the Attitude Contractor Club , so can run my mouth without consequence.
Contractor attitude basically means not whinging about the sorts of things that permies whinge about, and just getting on with the job without complaint.
1. Don't complain if the client gives you work that bears no resemblance to the skillset you were hired for.
2. Don't complain if the client ends your contract early, or tells you not to come in today as they have no work for you.
3. Don't get involved with office politics.
4. Don't park your Maserati in the car park where jealous permies will see it. The same applies to aeroplanes.
5. Don't talk about your rate, or that you average 150 days "holiday" per year, if you do.
6. Don't talk about expenses or other trifling matters.
7. Listen politely to permies' tales of woe, but be sure to stifle your gaffaws at their petty concerns and general retardedness.
8. Keep a straight face when the client reveals a plan that you know will lose them millions, but politely suggest alternative plans to save their ass.
9. Don't act surprised when they reject your suggestions (part of your job is to help them learn from their mistakes, so make sure they are whoppers).
10. Work very hard in the first few days of the gig, so the client gets an imprint in their minds that you are highly productive. This illusion can last for several extensions if properly cultivated.
This thread should end here!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by GJABS View Post4. Don't park your Maserati in the car park where jealous permies will see it.
He looks at it and says “Oh, I’ve got WTFH’s car key, I’ll bet is some really fast little sports car”.
I say “No, it’s not, you know how unreliable Alfas are”
...I mean, it’s not little, but he was happy that I had some clapped out old banger.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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