Always wash your hands !!!

[psychocandy]

Bad experience at Glastonbury this year.....

Been tulipting through a sponge for the past 4 days. Not a cool state to be in at Glastonbury.
On the plus side - the toliets hold no fear for me anymore.

Gutted I didn't even drink my 15 ltrs of cider - that would have tipped the scales I think. But I managed not to sh@t myself even once.

Also, another positive, I didn't spend £7 a time of manky burgers because I didn't feel like eating...

Anyway, glad to back at client, mashing up their toilets today...

[SimonMac]

Battles with the Job Centre, third world living and now tulipting yourself.

Just need the heroin addiction and then you are Renton and I claim my £5

[Zigenare]

Bad experience at Glastonbury this year.....

Been tulipting through a sponge for the past 4 days. Not a cool state to be in at Glastonbury.
On the plus side - the toliets hold no fear for me anymore.

Gutted I didn't even drink my 15 ltrs of cider - that would have tipped the scales I think. But I managed not to sh@t myself even once.

Also, another positive, I didn't spend £7 a time of manky burgers because I didn't feel like eating...

Anyway, glad to back at client, mashing up their toilets today...

Makes a change, spouting tulipe from your arse rather than your mouth...

[Mordac]

Bad experience at Glastonbury this year.....

Been tulipting through a sponge for the past 4 days. Not a cool state to be in at Glastonbury.
On the plus side - the toliets hold no fear for me anymore.

Gutted I didn't even drink my 15 ltrs of cider - that would have tipped the scales I think. But I managed not to sh@t myself even once.

Also, another positive, I didn't spend £7 a time of manky burgers because I didn't feel like eating...

Anyway, glad to back at client, mashing up their toilets today...

Thanks for waiting until after lunch before sharing that with us.

I watched some of it on telly (most of it was crap, but thankfully someone invented something called a 'remote control') so I didn't get the squirts and I didn't end up smelling like a homeless Ethiopian.

I'm looking forward to next year, when I'll be able to watch some of it on telly again...

[pscont]

Makes a change, spouting tulipe from BOTH your arse AND your mouth...

FTFY
stereo tulipe

[BR14]

FTFY
stereo tulipe

well, you should know, you've made an art form of it

[pscont]

well, you should know, you've made an art form of it

Your mamma make an art form of it... BBC.

oh sorry I forgot..........feck off.

[ladymuck]

I'm sure you could make a killing from marketing the "Glasto Diet: how to lose a third of your body weight in 48 hours" book

[psychocandy]

I'm sure you could make a killing from marketing the "Glasto Diet: how to lose a third of your body weight in 48 hours" book

Tell you what I've not weighed but I've got a feeling this is going to be best diet ever. 5 days now and no let up from the arse tap.

On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....

[Mordac]

Tell you what I've not weighed but I've got a feeling this is going to be best diet ever. 5 days now and no let up from the arse tap.

On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....

Let's hope the smell has gone by the time of your next renewal, or I don't rate your chances...