Originally posted by Mordac
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Always wash your hands !!!
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Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostProbably the only place your output and productivity approaches anyone else's.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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ARSE UPDATE
Still not good. Did attempt my first fart for a week today so progress.
25k charity walk up Pen Y Fan Saturday. Tena maxi ordered.Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostARSE UPDATE
Still not good. Did attempt my first fart for a week today so progress.
25k charity walk up Pen Y Fan Saturday. Tena maxi ordered.Comment
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostARSE UPDATE.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostDare I ask if the attempt was successful?Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Nearly two weeks for full recovery.....
Next year I'll listen to my mrs who said "I told you so". (She goes full anti-bac gel, wipes etc).
After this experience, my starfish has taken a battering. If it was used for any other purpose than tulipting, lets just say it would be out of action for a while.
I might even use disposable gloves next year (mrs got loads - shes a nurse).Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostI might even use disposable gloves next year (mrs got loads - shes a nurse).Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostJust because she dresses up as a nurse for your "date nights" does not make her a nurse.....'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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