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    Bad experience at Glastonbury this year.....

    Been tulipting through a sponge for the past 4 days. Not a cool state to be in at Glastonbury.
    On the plus side - the toliets hold no fear for me anymore.

    Gutted I didn't even drink my 15 ltrs of cider - that would have tipped the scales I think. But I managed not to sh@t myself even once.

    Also, another positive, I didn't spend £7 a time of manky burgers because I didn't feel like eating...

    Anyway, glad to back at client, mashing up their toilets today...
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    Battles with the Job Centre, third world living and now tulipting yourself.

    Just need the heroin addiction and then you are Renton and I claim my £5

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    Bad experience at Glastonbury this year.....

    Been tulipting through a sponge for the past 4 days. Not a cool state to be in at Glastonbury.
    On the plus side - the toliets hold no fear for me anymore.

    Gutted I didn't even drink my 15 ltrs of cider - that would have tipped the scales I think. But I managed not to sh@t myself even once.

    Also, another positive, I didn't spend £7 a time of manky burgers because I didn't feel like eating...

    Anyway, glad to back at client, mashing up their toilets today...
    Makes a change, spouting tulipe from your arse rather than your mouth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    Bad experience at Glastonbury this year.....

    Been tulipting through a sponge for the past 4 days. Not a cool state to be in at Glastonbury.
    On the plus side - the toliets hold no fear for me anymore.

    Gutted I didn't even drink my 15 ltrs of cider - that would have tipped the scales I think. But I managed not to sh@t myself even once.

    Also, another positive, I didn't spend £7 a time of manky burgers because I didn't feel like eating...

    Anyway, glad to back at client, mashing up their toilets today...
    Thanks for waiting until after lunch before sharing that with us.

    I watched some of it on telly (most of it was crap, but thankfully someone invented something called a 'remote control') so I didn't get the squirts and I didn't end up smelling like a homeless Ethiopian.

    I'm looking forward to next year, when I'll be able to watch some of it on telly again...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Makes a change, spouting tulipe from BOTH your arse AND your mouth...
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    stereo tulipe

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    Quote Originally Posted by pscont View Post
    FTFY
    stereo tulipe
    well, you should know, you've made an art form of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    well, you should know, you've made an art form of it
    Your mamma make an art form of it... BBC.

    oh sorry I forgot..........feck off.

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    I'm sure you could make a killing from marketing the "Glasto Diet: how to lose a third of your body weight in 48 hours" book

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    I'm sure you could make a killing from marketing the "Glasto Diet: how to lose a third of your body weight in 48 hours" book
    Tell you what I've not weighed but I've got a feeling this is going to be best diet ever. 5 days now and no let up from the arse tap.

    On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    Tell you what I've not weighed but I've got a feeling this is going to be best diet ever. 5 days now and no let up from the arse tap.

    On the plus side I've earned a few quid sitting in the clients bogs.....
    Let's hope the smell has gone by the time of your next renewal, or I don't rate your chances...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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