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    Man charged with illegally keeping 'attack squirrel he fed on meth' | The Independent

    A man accused of feeding methamphetamine to what police called an “attack squirrel” has been charged with illegal possession of wildlife in Alabama.

    I would get it to attack Russians. Using a chutney spoon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I want an attack squirrel!
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    I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbrown View Post
    I'll see your KUATB attack squirrel and raise you a DNGAS feline squirrel assassin.

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    Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!
    rubbish.
    i've had several cats live with me, who regularly killed squirrels

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Hehe, but a cat would have to be pretty dumb to attack an adult grey squirrel, as they are as quick as lightning and very strong for their size and could easily scratch a cat's eye out!
    They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    They're not as fast as a WTFH bullet.

    Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Muzzle velocity of my .22 is 410mph (approx)
    I can't run that fast.

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