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    #11
    Me too. Although that was motivated by a fear of splashback generating 'Phil The Leak' headlines in the cheaper papers.

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      #12
      Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
      Me too. Although that was motivated by a fear of splashback generating 'Phil The Leak' headlines in the cheaper papers.
      or 'phil yer boots' perhaps

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        #13
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Aim to please
        Challenge accepted....

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          #14
          Originally posted by greenlake View Post
          Challenge accepted....

          need a blue tablet to help with that?

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            #15
            Originally posted by BR14 View Post
            need a blue tablet to help with that?
            and a bombsight? , maybe?

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              #16
              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              and a bombsight? , maybe?
              Sometimes, a bigger toilet would make life a lot easier....

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                #17
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Sort it out boys.

                In NL, the urinals have a fly imprinted on the optimum spot.

                BTW: Standing to pee is the only way to fully empty the bladder
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  In schiphol, NL, the urinals have a fly imprinted on the optimum spot.

                  BTW: Standing to pee is the only way to fully empty the bladder
                  in others, the feckin hole's at the front, so you really need precision pishin

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                    in others, the feckin hole's at the front, so you really need precision pishin
                    Aiming To Reduce Cleaning Costs by Blake Evans-Pritchard (Works That Work magazine)
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                      BTW: Standing to pee is the only way to fully empty the bladder
                      Wrong. In fact, if you've got problems emptying your bladder, sitting down is more effective.

                      Sit or Stand: How Should Men Pee? | RealClearScience
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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