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    Sort it out boys.


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    As men get older, it sorts itself out naturally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    As men get older, it sorts itself out naturally.
    You mean cos most of it dribbles onto the floor instead?
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    just sit down and pee been doing it for years

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    Quote Originally Posted by filthy1980 View Post
    just sit down and pee been doing it for years
    Especially at 03:00 when half asleep.

    No chance of hitting the target at that time of night when barely conscious
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by filthy1980 View Post
    just sit down and pee been doing it for years
    Some insecure men feel that if they're not standing to pee, they're not masculine.
    Boomers tend to believe in “freedom of speech”, which is a fascist concept used to spread hateful ideas.Given that hate speech is not possible without free speech, any defence of free speech is a form of hate speech. - Titania McGrath

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    don't pish in nightclub karzies, sorted.
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    But the actual seat is not wet so it doesn't matter unless you sit in the pan....
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by filthy1980 View Post
    just sit down and pee been doing it for years
    WHS. I have also been doing it for years.
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