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Neighbourhood Cat Snatcher

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    #11
    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    That's quite nasty. Thanks, Greenfly

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      #12
      Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
      Thanks mate, that really makes me feel great. It's been a real tulip 2 years & comments like that really lift me out of my depressed state.

      I've had that cat for years and it's one on the few treasured things I have held on to since my divorce and I'm quite upset about it going missing.
      Inneresting......
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #13
        Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
        That's quite nasty. Thanks, Greenfly

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          #14
          Originally posted by greenlake View Post
          I'm guessing your predilection for all these gifs is down to your pea sized brain not being able to string enough words together to form a coherent sentence :

          Anyway, It's Saturday night & I'm off out.. I'll leave you to spend the evening pulling on your todger in front of your computer. I mean, you do spend a lot of time on there, dont you?
          Last edited by Big Blue Plymouth; 13 July 2019, 15:21.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
            I'm guessing your predilection for all these gifs is down to your pea sized brain not being able to string enough words together to form a coherent sentence :

            Anyway, It's Saturday night & I'm off out.. I'll leave you to spend the evening pulling on your todger in front of your computer. I mean, you do spend a lot of time on there, dont you?

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              #16
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              Maybe your cat also thinks you're a c**t and wants you to f**k off, like the rest of us.
              At least the cat can leave him, we can't!

              Btw, Gricer, can't Malcolm feed the cat?
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                #17
                Cat snatcher? Is that the same as pussy grabber? If so you need to speak to this chap:

                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  Maybe your cat also thinks you're a c**t and wants you to f**k off, like the rest of us.
                  At least the cat can leave him, we can't!
                  It was probably his cat that tried to use his debit card to buy a plane ticket to get the hell away from him....

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                    It was probably his cat that tried to use his debit card to buy a plane ticket to get the hell away from him....

                    How long did it take you to dig out that one, eh Greenfly?

                    Never mind, now you can get back to pulling on your millennial, snowflake pud

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
                      How long did it take you to dig out that one, eh Greenfly?

                      Never mind, now you can get back to pulling on your millennial, snowflake pud
                      Feck off, gricer, you indefatigably tedious twuntmuffin.

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