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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Especially after using his pension to hide his fake EBT loan from the Official Reciever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Anyone wanting to buy a second home might save a few grand by "divorcing" briefly to "avoid" the extra Stamp Duty.
    I am aware of one couple who considered "separating" to avoid the potential punitive council tax on their second home, when it was proposed.
    It's the Muslims I feel sorry for. They'd have to divorce all their wives. How can that be fair?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    Anyone wanting to buy a second home might save a few grand by "divorcing" briefly to "avoid" the extra Stamp Duty.
    I am aware of one couple who considered "separating" to avoid the potential punitive council tax on their second home, when it was proposed.
    It's the Muslims I feel sorry for. They'd have to divorce all their wives. How can that be fair?
    Are gay Muslim women allowed multiple wives?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Are gay Muslim women allowed multiple wives?
    Interesting question. They probably should be, but you may have found a gap in the legislation. Of course they're only allowed to be gay if they're in a gay-friendly country, one wouldn't want to be gay in a Muslim country (not if you're keen on hanging onto your head). One needs to be careful how many marriages one participates in, one could end up with too many toasters...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    Interesting question. They probably should be, but you may have found a gap in the legislation. Of course they're only allowed to be gay if they're in a gay-friendly country, one wouldn't want to be gay in a Muslim country (not if you're keen on hanging onto your head). One needs to be careful how many marriages one participates in, one could end up with too many toasters...
    I'm sure there's a movie about it somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    I'm sure there's a movie about it somewhere.
    Four weddings and some funerals?

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