Among other things, I am inspecting the valley of my ex MIL's guttering.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThat would be major surgery for Brillo as there is no personality to replace.
I thought you were the donor so its like for like!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWell, there's the problem.
I can understand you aren't used to thinking, most amoebas aren't which is why you are a perfect donor.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View PostAmong other things, I am inspecting the valley of my ex MIL's guttering.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDare I look that up on urban dictionary?Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI too was scared, I'm glad someone asked before I didComment
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Bulgaria, still. Very hot, cheap booze, food and fags. Attractive hookers visit the hotel late at night for some strange reason as there doesn't seem to be any customers for them. Sightseeing and minimal work today (project is, as I suspected, turned into a bit of a mess)
Sent from my Boris“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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