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    #61
    Among other things, I am inspecting the valley of my ex MIL's guttering.

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      #62
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      That would be major surgery for Brillo as there is no personality to replace.

      I thought you were the donor so its like for like!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #63
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Turns out the quick woman did it in 10 days 2 hours and 48 Minutes.

        REPORT — TRANSCONTINENTAL
        Are women better ultra-endurance athletes than men? - BBC News

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          #64
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          I thought
          Well, there's the problem.

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            #65
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Well, there's the problem.

            I can understand you aren't used to thinking, most amoebas aren't which is why you are a perfect donor.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #66
              Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
              Among other things, I am inspecting the valley of my ex MIL's guttering.
              Dare I look that up on urban dictionary?

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                #67
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Dare I look that up on urban dictionary?
                I too was scared, I'm glad someone asked before I did

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  I too was scared, I'm glad someone asked before I did
                  it's BBP, - probably something about sheep, or the A somethingorother.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    I can understand you aren't used to me thinking.
                    FTFY

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                      #70
                      Bulgaria, still. Very hot, cheap booze, food and fags. Attractive hookers visit the hotel late at night for some strange reason as there doesn't seem to be any customers for them. Sightseeing and minimal work today (project is, as I suspected, turned into a bit of a mess)

                      Sent from my Boris
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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