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    Keeping cool - top tip

    Please, do not put ice lollies into your vagina to cool down | Metro News

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    #2
    Before we go on, here’s a quick recap of things that don’t belong inside your vagina: say no to parsley, aubergine bath bombs, and garlic cloves.
    WTF?????
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
      WTF?????
      I know right. Naga chillies are fine??
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        I know right. Naga chillies are fine??
        If you fancy a really hot flush...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          There are many things that should never go near a vagina, and ice lollies are up there.
          Had to laugh.

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            #6
            Quite recently I applied some Tiger balm to the back of my neck. Lovely coolness in this weather. Then I went for a pee forgetting about the residual Tiger balm on me finger tips.

            I'll not be making that mistake again.
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              Quite recently I applied some Tiger balm to the back of my neck. Lovely coolness in this weather. Then I went for a pee forgetting about the residual Tiger balm on me finger tips.

              I'll not be making that mistake again.
              inneresting.
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                #8
                Some women are so cold though - you would put the lolly into the vag to cool the lolly down.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                  Some women are so cold though - you would put the lolly into the vag to cool the lolly down.
                  Where do you dig 'em up?
                  Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                    #10
                    Sounds like a fab idea

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