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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Originally posted by WTFH View PostNot sure if you saw my post in TPD, we found a dog earlier in the week and eventually tracked down the owner who lived a few miles away. He turned up in a 1929 Speed Six.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostLadymuck has invited me for a meal at a fancy restaurant on Friday, Saturday and Sunday night but not sure what else I'm up to the rest of the weekend.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostNot sure if you saw my post in TPD, we found a dog earlier in the week and eventually tracked down the owner who lived a few miles away. He turned up in a 1929 Speed Six....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThat sounds ominous! Hopefully just pressure of work?
nah just too much wanking! Sends you blind yer know.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostHopefully! Still getting information through from the customer about the set-up, let's hope it's not going to be a total cluster****...
where there is confusion there is overtime!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostLadymuck has invited me for a meal at a fancy restaurant on Friday, Saturday and Sunday night but not sure what else I'm up to the rest of the weekend.
running from Mr Muck with his shotgun?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostYou're lucky you can get anywhere - we're not able to get out of our village.
they like to keep their idiots close?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostI seriously hope you asked him for a ride in exchange for the dog…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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