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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough
    sasguru is a big enough dick, let's use him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough
    Besides, he'll be needing that for thinking with...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough
    How do you know?

    If you have slept with him I am withdrawing your invite to the Manchester social....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    I don't think his dick is big enough
    Can't even feck a chicken properly


    At least Cameron could do a pig

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eirikur View Post
    Can't even feck a chicken properly


    At least Cameron could do a pig
    Its just foreplay there. Hes using his tie to get the chicken going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eirikur View Post
    Can't even feck a chicken properly
    Nice to know you're an expert on something...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    How do you know?

    If you have slept with him I am withdrawing your invite to the Manchester social....
    She'll be properly gutted. I'd admit to sleeping with him if it meant I didn't have to go to Manchester...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    She'll be properly gutted. I'd admit to sleeping with him if it meant I didn't have to go to Manchester...
    i'll deny everything.
    and I Still won't go anywhere Close to Manchester.
    Entropy is NOT what it used to be.
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