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    Dark matter squirrels

    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    The hidden text is:
    To detect dark matter, we just need to build a bird feeder that spins two squirrels around the rim in opposite directions at relativistic speeds and collides them together.

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      #3
      To detect dark matter, we just need to build a bird feeder that spins two squirrels around the rim in opposite directions at relativistic speeds and collides them together.
      Maybe, you can measure the speed of light using a microwave and marshmallows apparently.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Perhaps they will one day discover that old beliefs were not actually wrong, just misinterpretations. Could evil spirits actually be dark matter?
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          Would this also explain squirrel entanglement when a squirrel in Australia will spin in the opposite direction upside down at the same time as the English squirrel?
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Maybe, you can measure the speed of light using a microwave and marshmallows apparently.
            You are quite right. Here's a little experiment you can all do at home:
            Measure the Speed of Light Using Your Microwave – The Wonders of Physics – UW–Madison

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              #7
              AtW spins squirrels in the dark..
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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