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    The hidden text is:
    To detect dark matter, we just need to build a bird feeder that spins two squirrels around the rim in opposite directions at relativistic speeds and collides them together.

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    To detect dark matter, we just need to build a bird feeder that spins two squirrels around the rim in opposite directions at relativistic speeds and collides them together.
    Maybe, you can measure the speed of light using a microwave and marshmallows apparently.
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    Perhaps they will one day discover that old beliefs were not actually wrong, just misinterpretations. Could evil spirits actually be dark matter?
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    Would this also explain squirrel entanglement when a squirrel in Australia will spin in the opposite direction upside down at the same time as the English squirrel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Maybe, you can measure the speed of light using a microwave and marshmallows apparently.
    You are quite right. Here's a little experiment you can all do at home:
    Measure the Speed of Light Using Your Microwave – The Wonders of Physics – UW–Madison

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    AtW spins squirrels in the dark..
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