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Public Sector Night Cap

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    Public Sector Night Cap

    Originally posted by Drink Risk Partners
    Tell me, what's your favourite tipple when you work in the public sector?

    I'm a fan of the Big 4:
    Whiskey
    Rum
    Gin
    Absinthe

    And regularly go through 1000ml per day, but my mentor manages 1600ml per day. How do I get to his level?
    Well, what's your secret to upping your alcohol consumption?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

    #2
    Drink in wetherspoons?

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      #3
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Well, what's your secret to upping your alcohol consumption?
      Venturing into B***t sub forum helps most people. Assuming they don't take hard drugs.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        Drink in wetherspoons?

        x2
        "The boy who cried Sheep"

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          #5
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Well, what's your secret to upping your alcohol consumption?
          Working with rank amateurs does it for me. Have we met?
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            Working with rank amateurs does it for me. Have we met?

            Yes, we have. But I've never worked with you.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Well, what's your secret to upping your alcohol consumption?
              Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Yes, we have. But I've never worked with you.
                Almost everything MF said about me is true, so you should think yourself lucky...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Almost everything MF said about me is true, so you should think yourself lucky...

                  That you're a lightweight?

                  Well, next to MF, most people are.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    That you're a lightweight?

                    Well, next to MF, most people are.
                    Just don't leave your test network unattended...the borrowers will find it...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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