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    Quote Originally Posted by TechRiskPartners View Post
    Tell me, what's your favourite crapping place when you work late in the public sector?

    I'm a fan of the Big 4:
    Middle of the floor
    HR Lead's desk drawer
    Down the back of the radiator in the Board Room
    Photocopier glass

    And regularly go through 1000g per day, but my mentor manages 1600g per day. How do I get to his level?

    Thanks in advance.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Well, what's your secret to upping your output?
    Back in the days of BNFL, a darkened toilet was always good for a laugh....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Well, what's your secret to upping your output?
    Make sure it's on the timesheet, where possible?

    And when it's on the project plan, make sure someone else is standing next to the fan...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    Back in the days of BNFL, a darkened toilet was always good for a laugh....

    Nah, that's one of mine, after a Welcome Break breakfast...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    You guys don't half post some tulip...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    You guys don't half post some tulip...
    We had a great teacher. What do we do now, Sir?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    We had a great teacher. What do we do now, Sir?
    A massive dump on his pillow.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
    I admit that I'm a lazy lying cretin, but so what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Well, what's your secret to upping your output?
    Liberal MPs eat lots of lentils.

    It helps for early day motions.


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