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    #11
    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Excellent idea.

    Let's ban dancing and Xmas, and that Zeity chap would make a tremendous Lord Protector, no more Mr Nice GAL this time.
    Xmas should be banned! Its Christmas .....

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      #12
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Ireland. It also resolves one of the issues with *rexit.
      Once we have united the island we could then let them have self government. Perhaps call it Ireland2.....

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Once we have united the island we could then let them have self government. Perhaps call it Ireland2.....
        Who’s “we”? The Welsh? You don’t even have your own cricket team....*








        *technically you’re part of one, but nobody ever says “England and Wales won the One Day World Cup”....

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Xmas should be banned! Its Christmas .....
          Xmas is short for Christmas. HTH

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            #15
            Originally posted by meridian View Post
            Who’s “we”? The Welsh? You don’t even have your own cricket team....*








            *technically you’re part of one, but nobody ever says “England and Wales won the One Day World Cup”....
            WGAF about feckin Cricket??
            even more boring than darts, and football FFS

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              #16
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Xmas is short for Christmas. HTH
              Really! Gosh the things you learn on CUK.

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                #17
                rerun of the Civil War would be a giggle
                Beheading Charles certainly would be.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Really! Gosh the things you learn on CUK.
                  Then stop whining about an abbreviation, you snowflake.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    Bit worrying that frontline combat units are operating as much as 40% below strength:

                    UK army combat units 40% below strength as recruitment plummets | UK news | The Guardian

                    Bit puzzled by one paragraph



                    So what exactly have soldiers always done when there's no wars on? Maybe the forces should be responsible for other tasks like firefighting or policing during peacetime. A sudden shortage of those duties during a major war would be the least of our problems.
                    Crapita are in charge of recruitment, nice to see they're not just useless at IT...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                      WGAF about feckin Cricket??
                      even more boring than darts, and football FFS
                      It’s usually nations that have never won anything that find that sport boring.....

                      How’s the haggis-eating championships?

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