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    Quote Originally Posted by meridian View Post
    It’s usually nations that have never won anything that find that sport boring.....

    How’s the haggis-eating championships?
    you tell me, you're a sports bore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    WGAF about feckin Cricket??
    even more boring than darts, and football FFS
    Whilst my better half would agree with you wrt cricket and football, diss darts within her earshot and she'll be doing a Honey Badger job on you!! You have been warned

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    Quote Originally Posted by BR14 View Post
    you tell me, you're a sports bore.
    i DGAF about any spectator sports, or the morons who watch them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meridian View Post
    It’s usually nations that have never won anything that find that sport boring.....

    How’s the haggis-eating championships?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorty View Post
    Whilst my better half would agree with you wrt cricket and football, diss darts within her earshot and she'll be doing a Honey Badger job on you!! You have been warned

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    My brother was talking about this a few years ago when he left the army. ISTR it used to be that when a recruit fails a course he is backsquaded and if that happens 3 times (I think) he was just kicked out because he clearly was not able to do it but the MoD changed that so that if someone failed 3 times on the third time they automatically passed or something weird like that. If a recruit had the balls they could literally do nothing and eventually pass anyway.

    It was because the MoD wanted more numbers and were prepared to drop the standards to do it. He decided he was no longer interested in what the army was becoming and left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyUserName View Post
    My brother was talking about this a few years ago when he left the army. ISTR it used to be that when a recruit fails a course he is backsquaded and if that happens 3 times (I think) he was just kicked out because he clearly was not able to do it but the MoD changed that so that if someone failed 3 times on the third time they automatically passed or something weird like that. If a recruit had the balls they could literally do nothing and eventually pass anyway.

    It was because the MoD wanted more numbers and were prepared to drop the standards to do it. He decided he was no longer interested in what the army was becoming and left.
    So Spuddy might eventually make his transition from the NAAFI to the Catering Corps? Look out Aldershot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    So Spuddy might eventually make his transition from the NAAFI to the Catering Corps? Look out Aldershot!

    so its between you and someone with a pair of balls, guess who wins soft wad!
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