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    Jair Bolsonaro: 'Poop every other day' to protect the environment - BBC News

    But won't it just be twice as big?

    Of course this is just age discrimination. Young can hold it in far better than the old....

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    Kill yourself and the protect the environment...maybe we can hand out ceremonial daggers to that Extinction Rebellion rabble.
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    Rearranging poops on the planet.

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    explains why some environmentalists are full of tulip!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Poop every other day to protect the environment
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    What next?

    Kill yourself and the protect the environment.
    Eat shіt and die, literally! Problem solved....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DimPrawn View Post
    What next?

    Kill yourself and the protect the environment...maybe we can hand out ceremonial daggers to that Extinction Rebellion rabble.
    Their next protest should perhaps be sponsored by Kool-Aid.
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    Reckon I used my allowance for the next decade then in Glastonbury this year.....

    Anyone else know the phrase "tulipting through a sponge"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Jair Bolsonaro: 'Poop every other day' to protect the environment - BBC News

    But won't it just be twice as big?

    Of course this is just age discrimination. Young can hold it in far better than the old....
    A few thousand years ago people could burn down a forest and the impact on the planet would be minimal. Now if a few billion people switch the kettle on at the same time you are going to have a serious environmental impact.

    The elephant in the room is population growth, there are simply too many people and until we come up with some sort of sensible and humane population control, life will just get increasingly worse for everyone until the planet puts us back in our box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlanB View Post
    A few thousand years ago people could burn down a forest and the impact on the planet would be minimal. Now if a few billion people switch the kettle on at the same time you are going to have a serious environmental impact.

    The elephant in the room is population growth, there are simply too many people and until we come up with some sort of sensible and humane population control, life will just get increasingly worse for everyone until the planet puts us back in our box.
    Sensible and humain? Why don't we just let India and Pakistan wipe each other of the planet? If the wind is blowing in the right direction we might get a fair chunk of China too.

    Stop sending your £5 to water aid, that'll dehydrate quite a few in Africa, no water, no tulip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlanB View Post
    we come up with some sort of sensible and humane population control
    There is no motivation to do that. And even when there is, it will be very hard to implement.

    Thank God I will be dead by the time the planet gets really unpleasant.

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