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    I know there are a couple of people on here who have been to Sofa Paradise and have been more than once so any hints or tips? I go there on Saturday for a couple of hours to do some choosing there so not too much time for sightseeing but do have one weekend free. TIA...

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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I know there are a couple of people on here who have been to Sofa Paradise and have been more than once so any hints or tips? I go there on Saturdays for a couple of hours to do some choosing there so not too much time for sightseeing but do have one weekend free. TIA...
    FTFY

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      #3
      Tips:
      1. Enter sofa shop
      2. Find sofa
      3. Pay for sofa
      4. Leave sofa shop

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        #4
        Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
        Tips:
        1. Enter sofa shop
        2. Find sofa
        3. Pay for sofa
        4. Leave sofa shop
        5. Whine about delays to sofa delivery.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          5. Whine about delays to sofa delivery.
          6. Whine when it is gnawed by squirrels in transit.

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            #6
            Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
            6. Whine when it is gnawed by squirrels in transit.
            7. Wipe away dodgy stain from sofa.

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              #7
              I am the heaven
              I am the water
              Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen
              (Oh no, whip it on me, honey!)
              Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz
              Und verlorenes Metallgeld
              (Metallgeld)
              Ich bin deine Ritze
              Ich bin deine Ritze und Schlitze
              I am the clouds
              I am embroidered
              Ich bin der author aller Felgen
              Und Damast Paspeln
              Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
              Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
              Ich bin Eier aller Arten
              Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
              Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
              Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
              Und do bist mein Sofa
              Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
              Und do bist mein Sofa
              Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
              Und do bist mein Sofa
              Yeah-ha-ha-ay
              Yah-ha
              Yeah, my Sofa
              Yeah-ha-hey

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