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    I know there are a couple of people on here who have been to Sofa Paradise and have been more than once so any hints or tips? I go there on Saturday for a couple of hours to do some choosing there so not too much time for sightseeing but do have one weekend free. TIA...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtW View Post
    I know there are a couple of people on here who have been to Sofa Paradise and have been more than once so any hints or tips? I go there on Saturdays for a couple of hours to do some choosing there so not too much time for sightseeing but do have one weekend free. TIA...
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    Tips:

    1. Enter sofa shop
    2. Find sofa
    3. Pay for sofa
    4. Leave sofa shop

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbrown View Post
    Tips:

    1. Enter sofa shop
    2. Find sofa
    3. Pay for sofa
    4. Leave sofa shop
    5. Whine about delays to sofa delivery.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    5. Whine about delays to sofa delivery.
    6. Whine when it is gnawed by squirrels in transit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbrown View Post
    6. Whine when it is gnawed by squirrels in transit.
    7. Wipe away dodgy stain from sofa.

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    I am the heaven
    I am the water
    Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen
    (Oh no, whip it on me, honey!)
    Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz
    Und verlorenes Metallgeld
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    Ich bin deine Ritze
    Ich bin deine Ritze und Schlitze
    I am the clouds
    I am embroidered
    Ich bin der author aller Felgen
    Und Damast Paspeln
    Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
    Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
    Ich bin Eier aller Arten
    Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
    Ich bin alle Tage und Nächte
    Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
    Und do bist mein Sofa
    Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
    Und do bist mein Sofa
    Ich bin hier (Aye-ah!)
    Und do bist mein Sofa
    Yeah-ha-ha-ay
    Yah-ha
    Yeah, my Sofa
    Yeah-ha-hey

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