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Just booked myself a hotel in central London for the last week of October

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    Just booked myself a hotel in central London for the last week of October

    I want a front row seat
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Heathrow Thistle is "central"?

    You should try visiting Scotland. There are some great people there.

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      #3
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      I want a front row seat
      The bad news just keeps piling up.

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        I want a front row seat
        You're more likely to get gozzed on if you're in the front row. You can have my tickets if you like...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          I want a front row seat
          Nice one. We're having a party at the palace to celebrate, feel free to pop round.
          Dress code - Afghan chic
          Password - Allahu akhbar

          Make sure you shout the password loudly at the gate so the guards know you're not an imposter.

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            #6
            Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
            Nice one. We're having a party at the palace to celebrate, feel free to pop round.
            Dress code - Afghan chic
            Password - Allahu akhbar

            Make sure you shout the password loudly at the gate so the guards know you're not an imposter.
            and don't forget to bring a present - The Royals always appreciate a large sword or gun to add to their collection of historical weapons.
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              #7
              Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
              I want a front row seat
              Please don't do this.

              You might not be able to get back, you know. By then, Greta Thunberg will rule the world. A yacht in the Channel in November is no joke. And post-Brexit, the ports will be a nightmare.

              And escaping to Scotland may not be an option, either, because Sturgeon may have closed the border by then.

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                #8
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                and don't forget to bring a present - The Royals always appreciate a large sword or gun to add to their collection of historical weapons.

                maybe wear a nice big puffy jacket? It can get cold in the private apartments you know, AtW's Body Squirrel told me.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
                  Nice one. We're having a party at the palace to celebrate, feel free to pop round.
                  Dress code - Afghan chic
                  Password - Allahu akhbar

                  Make sure you shout the password loudly at the gate so the guards know you're not an imposter.

                  It would seem you are recommending on a public forum for others to cause harm.

                  For the public record.
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                    It would seem you are recommending on a public forum for others to cause harm.

                    For the public record.
                    Other, singular.

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