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    One of my sprogs went to their martial art class. Arrived a bit late, disturbed a thief, who, as a result got caught and handed over to the police (who arrived within 5 minutes - this is Switzerland).

    Perp was some sixty+ year old woman. Quite sad really - taking on a martial art group.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    One of my sprogs went to their martial art class. Arrived a bit late, disturbed a thief, who, as a result got caught and handed over to the police (who arrived within 5 minutes - this is Switzerland).

    Perp was some sixty+ year old woman. Quite sad really - taking on a martial art group.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    One of my sprogs went to their martial art class. Arrived a bit late, disturbed a thief, who, as a result got caught and handed over to the police (who arrived within 5 minutes - this is Switzerland).

    Perp was some sixty+ year old woman. Quite sad really - taking on a martial art group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    One of my sprogs went to their martial art class. Arrived a bit late, disturbed a thief, who, as a result got caught and handed over to the police (who arrived within 5 minutes - this is Switzerland).

    Perp was some sixty+ year old woman. Quite sad really - taking on a martial art group.
    And she would've got away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky kid!

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    Marital arts group? Has NLyUK managed to franchise her model then?

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    She was only taking them some jam roly poly. More to martial arts than the Swiss roll.
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