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What nice thing have you done today?

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    #31
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Read my daughters two bedtime stories instead of one. Lucky smeggers.
    Once upon a time, there were two princesses held prisoner by a hobgoblin in a shabby hotel room...

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      #32
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Whats a sockie?

      Like a lover only with more chafing and less mindless chat...
      HTH.
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      Former member of IPSE.


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      Many a mickle makes a muckle.

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        #33
        Held a big fart in going up the escalator at Canary Wharf this morning


        Waited for a life to let go and look innocent


        Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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          #34
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Whats a sockie?
          It's what you put on your footie.
          'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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            #35
            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            Whats a sockie?

            An emergency hanky


            Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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              #36
              I gave two eastern European young girls a lift to a supermarket.
              Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.

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                #37
                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                Read my daughters two bedtime stories instead of one. Lucky smeggers.
                So they were doubly traumatised...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #38
                  Struggling to think of what I did today that was notably nice. I asked the lady who made my coffee how she was, as I do every morning. Held the lift for someone who had their hands full. Just general decent human being things

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    Struggling to think of what I did today that was notably nice. I asked the lady who made my coffee how she was, as I do every morning. Held the lift for someone who had their hands full. Just general decent human being things
                    Stuff like that makes the world go around.

                    I had a nap today, 20 min power nap. Let both dogs snuggle into me. Smelly sods.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                      Stuff like that makes the world go around.

                      I had a nap today, 20 min power nap. Let both dogs snuggle into me. Smelly sods.
                      Smelly sods before or after?
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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