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What nice thing have you done today?

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    What nice thing have you done today?

    You're all a bunch of miserable gits but surely there's still a core of niceness inside.

    Go on, I won't tell anyone, what nice thing did you do today? It's the small things that keep the world sane, you know.

    I'll start:
    1. I laughed at someone's bad joke and it really made their day
    2. I introduced someone to the word "automagically" in a technical discussion about airport data feeds and it's now their favourite word (until the next one comes along, but I can live with that)

    #2
    I didn't rise to psconts usual utter drivel in the prof forums earlier today so technically I've been nice to him and to the mods for not having to take the time out of their busy day to ban me.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Didn't post a misogynistic joke.

      [emoji16]

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        #4
        Well i lifted my feet up when the wife was hoovering therefore making her task a little bit easier.

        I wish i was joking.

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          #5
          Told someone at the council to FOAD because they missed my bin collection for the 5TH WEEK RUNNING

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            #6
            Originally posted by woohoo View Post
            Well i lifted my feet up when the wife was hoovering therefore making her task a little bit easier.

            I wish i was joking.
            Seems a bit mysoginistic that

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              #7
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              Seems a bit mysoginistic that

              [emoji12]
              Yep, but it wasnt a joke.

              To be fair we have two roombas and a cleaner and she still hoovers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                To be fair we have two roombas.
                Is that some racist term for your house staff?
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Is that some racist term for your house staff?
                  Mr and Mrs Roomba haven been with the family for years.

                  I was going to make a joke about one of the house staff called dyson and their suction power but stopped myself.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                    Mr and Mrs Roomba haven been with the family for years.
                    do they dance?

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