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    Parliament

    More time is spent in meetings discussing what is to be delivered than actually delivering anything
    Very little is getting achieved
    What is being achieved is next to useless
    No one can agree on a cohesive way forward
    When a way forward is agreed, everyone tries to subvert it
    Anything tangible and useful is pushed forward and deadlines come and go.


    Has Parliament adopted Agile?


    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    More time is spent in meetings discussing what is to be delivered than actually delivering anything
    Very little is getting achieved
    What is being achieved is next to useless
    No one can agree on a cohesive way forward
    When a way forward is agreed, everyone tries to subvert it
    Anything tangible and useful is pushed forward and deadlines come and go.


    Has Parliament adopted Agile?

    or the dutch way of working.

    constant meetings and coffee, when the only decision is when to have another bloody meeting.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      More time is spent in meetings discussing what is to be delivered than actually delivering anything
      Very little is getting achieved
      What is being achieved is next to useless
      No one can agree on a cohesive way forward
      When a way forward is agreed, everyone tries to subvert it
      Anything tangible and useful is pushed forward and deadlines come and go.

      Oh wake up man. The EU is the one at fault. Sunny uplands and blue passports 7 weeks from now.
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #5
          DP as ever is totally right. We must cancel Brexit and hope Brussels takes over Westminster asap.

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            DP as ever is totally right. We must cancel Brexit and hope Brussels takes over Westminster asap.
            Priority 1: send retrospective aggressive tax avoiders to the EUSSR gulag salt mines until they've paid all the money back.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Priority 1: send retrospective aggressive tax avoiders to the EUSSR gulag salt mines until they've paid all the money back.
              And send them retrospectively.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                More time is spent in meetings discussing what is to be delivered than actually delivering anything
                Very little is getting achieved
                What is being achieved is next to useless
                No one can agree on a cohesive way forward
                When a way forward is agreed, everyone tries to subvert it
                Anything tangible and useful is pushed forward and deadlines come and go.

                Has Parliament adopted Agile?

                Meanwhile, the country goes from strength to strength while busibody MPs are too distracted to try micromanaging anything else and everyone can just get on with it!
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Meanwhile, the country goes from strength to strength while busibody MPs are too distracted to try micromanaging anything else and everyone can just get on with it!
                  You've muddled up MPs with the government, you silly Billy.

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