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Now England has become a vassal state of Scotland

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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    Which reminds me. Did you hear about the Scotsman who lost all his luggage at Euston station? The cork fell out of the bottle.....
    Careful, scourer, i know where you'll be in december.
    might have a glesga kiss for you.

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      #12
      Least the SNP are anti IR35 aren't they?
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


        Which reminds me. Did you hear about the Scotsman who lost all his luggage at Euston station? The cork fell out of the bottle.....

        Did you hear the one about the Englishman in a Glasgow pub ordering a lager with lime?

        Barman: "Sorry ma man, we don't serve cocktails in here"
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #14
          Originally posted by BR14 View Post
          Careful, scourer, i know where you'll be in december.
          might have a glesga kiss for you.

          Would be fantastic if you were there. Though please don't travel up by motorbike - be nice for you to arrive in one piece!

          If you attend I will smoother my pie in HP sauce.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
            Least the SNP are anti IR35 aren't they?
            While in opposition they are.

            Remember David Gauke volta face on DTA?

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              #16
              Originally posted by BR14 View Post
              Careful, scourer, i know where you'll be in december.
              might have a glesga kiss for you.

              That's without tongues, isn't it?
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                That's without tongues, isn't it?
                I should hope so! We don't know where BR14 has been! Though I suspect it involved lashing of HP...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  WTF is a vasile ?
                  have you Ever spoken English?
                  Only 5 errors in 9 words, well done.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Only 5 errors in 9 words, well done.
                    ??
                    you obviously came in late, as usual.
                    now sod off back under your rock.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                      That's without tongues, isn't it?
                      Most assuredly, old chum.

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