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The black swan

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    #11
    The black swan we didn't see coming is Mother Nature kicking our arse the way of the dinosaurs.

    How? Simple. Climate change melts loads of ice where ancient deadly bacteria live, creating new (or old) super viruses that kill off 99.99% of the human population. Back then they may have killed a local tribe but with the ease of intercontinental travel, this time the whole World is at risk.

    At least we'll get to experience a zombie apocalypse of sorts for real.

    Just yesterday I bought a tin of beans so I'm on the road to preparation. If you're going to panic, panic early, before the mad rush to stockpile as B***** 'no deal' day looms.
    Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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      #12
      Hope you're stocking up on shotgun shells too.

      I've got 15 tons of baked beans, should keep me regular for a while.

      Originally posted by CoolCat View Post
      life from another planet arrives
      Been & gone back home, didn't like the place.
      When the fun stops, STOP.

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        #13
        China internal meltdown.

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          #14
          Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
          I'm going to go with some sort of debt based instrument that will blow up the global banking system.
          It's all in the charts....

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            #15
            Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
            Hope you're stocking up on shotgun shells too.
            What use are the shells without a shotgun?

            Can't see any on sale down the local Walmart (ASDA).
            Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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              #16
              Originally posted by greenlake View Post
              It's all in the charts....




              I said a swan not a goose!
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #17
                Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
                What use are the shells without a shotgun?

                Can't see any on sale down the local Walmart (ASDA).
                Oh Dear (tm).

                Fell at the first hurdle.
                When the fun stops, STOP.

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                  #18
                  There won't be one.

                  Everything will keep on booming!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    There won't be one.

                    Everything will keep on booming!

                    And in A Good Way.



                    Without the mushroom clouds.
                    When the fun stops, STOP.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                      Does anyone think civil unrest will break out in the UK?
                      There are increasing reports of angry mobs in the Hounslow area.

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