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    Fracking will create a huge earthquake wave of investment
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    Quote Originally Posted by NigelJK View Post
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    Hard Brexit now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    Sorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?

    Almost certainly a Brexiter.
    Almost certainly made up.

    Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!

    Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtomagain View Post
    Almost certainly made up.
    Thats what I thought.

    Pictures or it did not happen.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtomagain View Post
    Almost certainly made up.

    Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!

    Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.
    I don't think you're getting into the spirit of this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    I don't think you're getting into the spirit of this.
    Probably not.

    People sleep with all sorts of odd things under and around their beds. For example crystals and dream-catchers.

    Maybe sleeping with a turd under your bed is a cure for bad-waiter-service-syndrome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    .. and picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.
    Michael Jordan or Tom Brady?
    Last edited by BABABlackSheep; 27th September 2019 at 15:39.

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    Knossos - Wikipedia
    Went last year - disappointing as most of it is fake:

    http://suzyguese.com/ruined-ruins-th...-with-knossos/

    Not been to anywhere else in Greece for a few decades but I like walking and Northern Crete was crap for that. Unless you like crowded beaches, restaurants, bars etc., avoid it.

    PS And never saw the Minotaur. Maybe that's fake too.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 27th September 2019 at 17:02.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.
    It could have been worse. You could have taken NLyUK back....

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