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    #11
    Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    Yes if you like Blackpool


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    Best you stick to what you know.

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      #12
      So Tarbie is on a Thomas Cook holiday? Oh that's made my day

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        #13
        That's what I like about CUK. There's an endless stream of contenders for Village Idiot of the Year. It's like "Whack a mole".
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
          I’m out in Greece at the moment - the good lady likes sun bathing and such - I last 25 mins before I head to the bar

          So bar is full of Thomas cook people , one chap says he did a poo 3 days ago under his mattress, so that if they ask him for additional money or chuck him out / the poo will get them back

          I asked him if they asked for more money

          No he said - flys backs in 4 days


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          Sorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?

          Almost certainly a Brexiter.
          Last edited by sasguru; 27 September 2019, 07:54.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Sorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?

            Almost certainly a Brexiter.
            Yep, a remainer would be happy to lie in tulip for the rest of his life, good spot!
            But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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              #16
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Best you stick to what you know.
              Blackpool is soon to be improved. Fracking will create a huge earthquake and it can only go uphill.

              I suppose I had a good day when I visited Blackpool when the kids were younger. I don't think I could stay overnight though.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                Yep, a remainer would be happy to lie in tulip for the rest of his life, good spot!
                Yeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
                Cretin.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Yeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
                  Cretin.
                  I do miss prawn cocktail crisps.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Yeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
                    Cretin.
                    Ouch! That really hurt, please try and moderate your language.
                    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                      Ouch! That really hurt, please try and moderate your language.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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