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    #21
    Fracking will create a huge earthquake wave of investment
    FTFY

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      #22
      Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
      FTFY
      Early dementia?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #23
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Sorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?

        Almost certainly a Brexiter.
        Almost certainly made up.

        Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!

        Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.

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          #24
          Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
          Almost certainly made up.
          Thats what I thought.

          Pictures or it did not happen.....

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            #25
            Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
            Almost certainly made up.

            Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!

            Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.
            I don't think you're getting into the spirit of this.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #26
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              I don't think you're getting into the spirit of this.
              Probably not.

              People sleep with all sorts of odd things under and around their beds. For example crystals and dream-catchers.

              Maybe sleeping with a turd under your bed is a cure for bad-waiter-service-syndrome?

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                #27
                Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
                Exactly what is beautiful?


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                I have joyful memories of tavernas, drinking Metaxa, getting sloshed and picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  .. and picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.
                  Michael Jordan or Tom Brady?
                  Last edited by BABABlackSheep; 27 September 2019, 15:39.

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                    #29
                    Knossos - Wikipedia
                    Went last year - disappointing as most of it is fake:

                    http://suzyguese.com/ruined-ruins-th...-with-knossos/

                    Not been to anywhere else in Greece for a few decades but I like walking and Northern Crete was crap for that. Unless you like crowded beaches, restaurants, bars etc., avoid it.

                    PS And never saw the Minotaur. Maybe that's fake too.
                    Last edited by xoggoth; 27 September 2019, 17:02.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                      picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.
                      It could have been worse. You could have taken NLyUK back....

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