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I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man -
Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostLong time deed, can’t imagine shagging same person for 40 years - Jesus wheeps for people who do
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If you do, and get caught, then that's where divorce comes inComment
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Originally posted by BABABlackSheep View PostI think the problem with marriage is you don't end up shagging anyone for 40 years.
If you do, and get caught, then that's where divorce comes inComment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYouth of today - no stamina.
hey Granddad you need to show some enthusiasm!
Lying there laying 'give it to me baby' ain't going to cut it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostWell ask him to use a better lube. Do you get sore knees too?
ah the voice of experience, different experience obviously - I like girls!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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